
Editor’s note: The following is a guest post from tech video producer Jason Sanchez, who sends us rockin’ ideas for the Tumblr all the time.
Juan Uribe is sad. Despite winning a World Series ring with the San Francisco Giants last year, Uribe has gone emo — on Tumblr, of course. The current Dodgers utility infielder is shown sitting against a wall with a dejected look on his face in a series of topical posts on emojuanuribe.com.
As a huge Dodgers fan, I wanted to find out why Uribe has grown so sad with his new team. So I did what any journalist would do: I asked him (or at the least his emo Tumblr self). Emo Juan Uribe admitted he doesn’t usually do interviews, mostly because no ever asks him. What follows is an unedited interview with the emotionally-sensitive infielder.
JS: Why did you choose to create a Tumblr dedicat
ed to the ongoing sadness of Juan Uribe?
EJU: You think just because I’m a jock that I don’t appreciate the beauty of creative expression? Like Steinbeck said, “In utter loneliness a writer tries to explain the inexplicable.” Plus, Bud won’t let us tweet during the games.
JS: Uribe won a World Series ring last year and has overall had a pretty respectable, if somewhat unremarkable career.
EJU: I’m sure there’s a question in there somewhere, Jason. Or do you just get off to insulting people via email?
JS: So why is Juan Uribe so sad?
EJU: There it is. Why is Emo Juan Uribe so sad? Why does cancer exist? Why did 20 million men, women and children die of starvation last year while Sex and the City 2 grossed $288 million? Why don’t families eat together anymore? Why does Nickelback sell more albums than Fleet Foxes? Why did the same country that invented space travel also invent the sitcom Alf? Sorry, what was the question?
JS: What can snap Uribe out of his funk?
EJU: Wow, Jason. You’re really getting comfortable around me. The answer to that, Sanchez, I guess would be, getting the chance to play in a real baseball town, like St. Louis. There’s no one famous wearing #5 in St. Louis, is there?