Pay Groupon $1,000 to name your baby “Clembough”


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Are you tired of all the Caydens and Jaydens and Kellans running around? Do you think “Clemmy” is an adorable nickname? Check out this Groupon for a…rather unique name, which will set you back only a grand:

"The Fine Print
  • Expires Dec 10, 2012
  • Limit one per parent, unless you have twins, triplets or quadruplets, in which case you can buy one per child. Groupon, the official World’s Foremost Authority in Baby Naming™ , will name your child or children “Clembough”. No substitutes or modifications. Spelling non-negotiable. Any attempt to name your child “Clembough” independent of this exclusive Groupon will be recognized by the world as a cheap imitation. If you fail to contact Groupon on or before the expiration date to have your progeny anointed Clembough, we will reject you and refund every penny of the purchase price.” - Julianne