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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>What’s in our notepads, inboxes and IM windows</description><title>CNNMoney Tech Tumblr</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @cnnmoneytech)</generator><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I bought my first (tiny fraction of a) bitcoin</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/54a189f834e7a918fc28b7723f926d3b/tumblr_inline_mn21359a6X1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been tracking and &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/05/02/technology/security/bitcoin-porn/index.html"&gt;occasionally writing about&lt;/a&gt; bitcoin for a year, but I’d never actually bought or tried to spend one. Clearly, I wasn’t going to make it out of a weekend at &lt;a href="http://www.bitcoin2013.com/"&gt;Bitcoin 2013&lt;/a&gt; without changing that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;People here are evangelical about the cyber currency and get really, really excited about showing newbies how easy it is to take the first step away from Ben Bernanke’s printing press. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re not surrounded by Bitcoin advocates, it’s not &lt;em&gt;quite&lt;/em&gt; as simple as they’d like: Putting U.S. cash in and getting bitcoins out through an exchange service like &lt;a href="http://www.coinbase.com"&gt;Coinbase&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.bitinstant.com"&gt;BitInstant &lt;/a&gt;or &lt;strike&gt;Mt.Gox&lt;/strike&gt; (&lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/05/16/technology/bitcoin-mt-gox/"&gt;hold off on that one for now&lt;/a&gt;) requires waiting a few days to link your bank account (Coinbase) or going to a bank or money-transfer point like a convenience store (BitInstant). &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you’re buying directly from a bitcoin holder, though, you can do the whole thing in about five minutes. “I’ll show you how,” said my very patient guide and moneychanger, Julian Tosh of &lt;a href="http://www.coinbus.com"&gt;CoinBus&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;First step: I needed a software “wallet” to hold my coin. There are dozens if not hundreds of options. Julian recommended I start with &lt;a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miracleas.bitcoin_spinner&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;BitcoinSpinner&lt;/a&gt;, a free, well-regarded Android app with a very simple user interface. (Apple doesn’t allow Bitcoin wallets into the iTunes store, but a few people have made it through with sneaky workarounds. Hint: The “&lt;a href="https://itunes.apple.com/mt/app/paytunia-mobile-wallet/id508049669?mt=8"&gt;Paytunia&lt;/a&gt;” app stores more than just euros.) &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Once I had BitcoinSpinner installed, Julian suggested I immediately back up my private key. Bitcoin wallets have two key pieces of information: Your public key, which allows other people to send you coins, and your private key, which gives you access to your stash. It’s literally the keys to the kingdom. Anyone with your private key can spend your loot, and if you lose it, it’s irrevocably gone. The Web is filled with tales of sadness and woe related to lost or hacked private keys.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I backed mine up by copying the private-key QR code to my phone’s clipboard and emailing it to myself. All set.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Next, the purchase. BitcoinSpinner’s interface is very, very easy. It shows your Bitcoin address, your balance, and offers two options: Send Bitcoins and Transaction History. I tapped the QR code icon for my Bitcoin address to make it large and readable.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Julian hovered his phone over mine, opened his Bitcoin wallet software and snagged the code. His wallet offered two transfer options: You can specify an amount in bitcoins or in a traditional currency like U.S. cash. Julian told it to zap me $5. The software ran the conversion on the fly, using Mt. Gox’s rate, and sent me a sliver of a bitcoin: 0.04053244 BTC. (For that, it charged a transfer fee of 0.0005 BTC &amp;#8212; about a nickel.) &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I set down my drink, fished a $5 bill out of my purse to give Julian, and admired my newly diversified financial portfolio. Now let’s see if &lt;a href="http://www.mint.com"&gt;Mint &lt;/a&gt;can track my BTC stash. &lt;em&gt;-&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/stacycowley"&gt;Stacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/50830589199</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/50830589199</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:51:00 -0400</pubDate><category>bitcoin</category><category>virtual currency</category><category>see ya Fed</category></item><item><title>Well played, Netflix</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So last night, I hop on Seamless to order dinner, and &lt;a href="http://promos.seamless.com/promos/banana-stand.html"&gt;spot this new option&lt;/a&gt; &amp;#8230; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sneaky tie-in. I&amp;#8217;m geekily impressed. &lt;em&gt;-&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/stacycowley"&gt;Stacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://promos.seamless.com/promos/banana-stand.html"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e2d1f9d95371fd57a8d8e08b73eccf70/tumblr_inline_mmssexnOtU1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/50428103451</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/50428103451</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 12:58:00 -0400</pubDate><category>arrested development</category><category>netflix</category><category>gurilla marketing</category><category>but do they serve seal burgers?</category></item><item><title>Why Design Matters: If Snow Fall Were Published in a Standard Template</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aronpilhofer.com/post/50087556737/why-design-matters-if-snow-fall-were-published-in-a"&gt;pilhofer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am in beautiful Bergen, Norway, this week for the Nordic Media Festival. I gave a talk this morning on digital storytelling and, of course, everyone wanted to talk about &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/projects/2012/snow-fall/" title="Snow Fall" target="_blank"&gt;Snow Fall&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As part of the presentation — and to drive home my point about design — I mocked up what Snow Fall might have been had our brilliant design, graphics and video teams not taken this project on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Since a couple people asked for it, I decided to post the images here.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ecbb95a3b88c6f63485b8cd4b35d2af3/tumblr_inline_mml3vompTk1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Doesn’t really grab you like the actual piece, does it?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aronpilhofer.com/post/50087556737/why-design-matters-if-snow-fall-were-published-in-a"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/50088037314</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/50088037314</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 09:42:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>partylikeajournalist:

Journalists’ reaction when more than two...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e32ced46d3e86b81ae4390c7de0416e/tumblr_mmfk4kOqHx1qjj593o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partylikeajournalist.com/post/49854000561/journalists-reaction-when-more-than-two-people-rt"&gt;partylikeajournalist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Journalists’ reaction when more than two people RT something they’ve posted. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/49867433559</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/49867433559</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 14:22:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How to turn Bitcoin code into a Ben Bernanke portrait	</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/a33329e352f7015b17d3f44f4cb077d4/tumblr_inline_mm71iwPik91qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Earlier this week I caught wind of a &lt;a href="https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=191039.0;all"&gt;BitcoinTalk thread about coded messages&lt;/a&gt; in Bitcoin’s blockchain. How does that even work? I wondered. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Many hours of technical geekery later, I had my head around the basics. For those who want to play along at home, here’s how you can de-code the messages hackers and pranksters have intentionally hidden in the Bitcoin chain. For my working test, I used&lt;a href="http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=BUB3dygQ"&gt; Dan Kaminsky’s 2011 hack&lt;/a&gt;, when he embedded a tribute to his friend Len Sassaman in the blockchain.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;First, I pulled up a record of &lt;a href="http://blockexplorer.com/tx/930a2114cdaa86e1fac46d15c74e81c09eee1d4150ff9d48e76cb0697d8e1d72"&gt;the actual transaction&lt;/a&gt; Kaminsky made, as identified &lt;a href="https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=33618.msg420597#msg420597"&gt;here &lt;/a&gt;in a &lt;a href="https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=33618.msg423757#msg423757"&gt;BitcoinTalk thread&lt;/a&gt;. I used the &lt;a href="http://blockexplorer.com/rawtx/930a2114cdaa86e1fac46d15c74e81c09eee1d4150ff9d48e76cb0697d8e1d72"&gt;raw transaction view&lt;/a&gt; so I could easily look at all the hashes at once.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;I used a text editor to strip out all the extraneous stuff and get down to just the hex code. (I did it by hand. Not recommended.) That gives you this:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Then I went hunting for a hex-to-text viewer. I found one on&lt;a href="http://www.string-functions.com/hex-string.aspx"&gt; String-Functions.com&lt;/a&gt;. Plug the hex string in there and hit convert, and you get &lt;a href="https://gist.github.com/lueo/1862634"&gt;the text &amp;amp; ASCII art&lt;/a&gt; Dan designed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;I used the same method to check this week’s much more serious allegations that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/05/02/technology/security/bitcoin-porn/index.html"&gt;someone had used dummy transactions to encode porn links&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; into the blockchain. Using the transactions&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=191039.msg1980099#msg1980099"&gt; scintill identified in his technical analysis post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, and my same hex-to-text converter, I confirmed that yep, there’s bad things hiding in those bitcoin transactions.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;The &lt;a href="https://gist.github.com/lueo/1862634"&gt;full list&lt;/a&gt; of all the hidden messages in the Bitcoin blockchain is pretty hysterical. “I LIKE TURTLES” is probably my favorite for its sheer randomness, but I also love the back-and-forth tussle with the hacking Christian evangelist. In response to a long, long deluge of religious propaganda (“O my God! I firmly believe that Thou art one God in three Divine persons, &amp;#8230;”), people started coding messages barking back at the alleged perpetrator: “FFS Luke-Jr leave the blockchain alone!”&lt;em&gt; -&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/stacycowley"&gt;Stacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/49468888972</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/49468888972</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 19:09:21 -0400</pubDate><category>hacking</category><category>technical geekery</category><category>bitcoin</category></item><item><title>Groupon's 2-for-1 deal</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="334" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7b63d6df00466b4deeb1d8d7682461d0/tumblr_inline_miyc6x44n61qehpd7.jpg" width="596"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8212; From our smallbiz reporter pal Jose Pagliery, reacting to the news that &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/02/28/technology/groupon-ceo-andrew-mason/index.html"&gt;Groupon CEO Andrew Mason has been fired&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/44246146110</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/44246146110</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 17:39:00 -0500</pubDate><category>groupon</category><category>bye andrew</category></item><item><title>The coolest Yahoo rap you've ever heard</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vRmVDADlnOU" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Earnings season can get a bit tedious for reporters, who end up staying late (at least on the east coast!) to field after-the-closing-bell conference calls that run for about an hour.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So we take the laughs where we can get them! Last week&amp;#8217;s earnings amusement came courtesy of Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer, who joked about the lame hold music before the call (she didn&amp;#8217;t realize her mic was live).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don&amp;#8217;t worry, Marissa: Your knight in shining armor is here! It&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8212; who else? &amp;#8212; Snow, the rapper whose claim to fame is the 1992 one-hit wonder &amp;#8220;Informer.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to the &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/hold_the_phone_xlKiKGp20ch89P2VBTlT4H"&gt;&lt;em&gt;New York Post&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, music licensing company Jingle Punks (creators of music for NBC show“The Voice”) commissioned the bizarre project.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Listen above to the song (which isn&amp;#8217;t really rap, I guess) and sing along to the chorus, which has wormed its way into my brain on loop: &amp;#8220;You&amp;#8217;re on hold / Hold at Yahoo / Gimme a second / While I patch you through.&amp;#8221; - &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/julpepitone"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Julianne&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/42426384808</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/42426384808</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 08:23:00 -0500</pubDate><category>yahoo</category><category>rap</category><category>a rap about yahoo.</category></item><item><title>BlackBerry Z10 hits eBay</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ok, journos, fess up: Who put their launch-event freebie &lt;a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/BRAND-NEW-SEALED-BlackBerry-Z10-Smartphone-/140911552532"&gt;Z10 phone on eBay&lt;/a&gt;? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/b9010858e8f67babc473826fd82e3871/tumblr_inline_mhggilkIUN1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also, holy hell, this thing is up past $800. Say this for BlackBerry fans: They&amp;#8217;re loyal. &lt;em&gt;-&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/stacycowley"&gt;Stacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41884222186</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41884222186</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:21:46 -0500</pubDate><category>crackberry lives</category></item><item><title>Wow. Check out Tumblr’s latest addition … welcome...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DcWC7RSp8ZI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wow. Check out Tumblr’s latest addition … welcome aboard, IRS. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41785695521</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41785695521</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 10:04:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Apple's no good very bad RECORD SHATTERING quarter</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Apple reported sales of $55 billion for its fourth-quarter, and &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/01/23/technology/apple-earnings/index.html"&gt;a profit of $13 billion&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#8217;s THIRTEEN BILLION. $13,078,000,000, to be more precise. It&amp;#8217;s the second-highest quarterly profit in U.S. history.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As Tim Cook pointed out on Apple&amp;#8217;s conference call, the company&lt;span&gt; sold 10 iOS devices per second last quarter.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, you&amp;#8217;d think Wall Street would be like this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/6/13/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8700-1339605943-10.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#8217;s how investors actually reacted:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-32236-050ac2ef45e17a.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apple shares are down 11% after-hours. Tomorrow&amp;#8217;s opening trade will probably be gruesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, to be fair, investors have legit concerns that Apple&amp;#8217;s growth is slowing. Apple&amp;#8217;s margins are shrinking, and there&amp;#8217;s no sign yet of a new, next magical &amp;#8220;it will sell ZILLIONS&amp;#8221; device on the horizon.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;But still. I find it astonishing that profit of THIRTEEN BILLION can be considered a total disaster. &lt;em&gt;-&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/stacycowley"&gt;Stacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41314017733</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41314017733</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:49:20 -0500</pubDate><category>Apple</category><category>Wall Street is weird</category></item><item><title>"It’s like watching a person crawl out on thin ice to rescue someone flailing in freezing waters. You..."</title><description>“It’s like watching a person crawl out on thin ice to rescue someone flailing in freezing waters. You can’t be sure if the rescuer is  going to fall though the ice as well or if he/she can actually drag the other person to safety.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;A tech analyst CNNMoney pinged for comment, who requested anonymity, in response to rumors that &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/01/22/technology/enterprise/microsoft-dell/index.html"&gt;Microsoft will take a significant stake in Dell&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41224145106</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41224145106</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 17:17:40 -0500</pubDate><category>truth talk</category></item><item><title>Style: The Running of the Balls</title><description>&lt;a href="http://washingtonpoststyle.tumblr.com/post/40935120468/the-running-of-the-balls"&gt;Style: The Running of the Balls&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://washingtonpoststyle.tumblr.com/post/40935120468/the-running-of-the-balls"&gt;washingtonpoststyle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s &lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/grid/politics/inauguration-2013/" target="_blank"&gt;inauguration weekend&lt;/a&gt;, which means there are a thousand balls to attend. These balls are tedious, so Monica and Dan decided to make a competition out of going to them, in the style of “The Amazing Race.” They will be live-tweeting their contest — &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/MonicaHesse" target="_blank"&gt;@MonicaHesse&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/MrDanZak" target="_blank"&gt;@MrDanZak&lt;/a&gt; — using the…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Post is working waaaay harder than us on today’s festivities. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41131434555</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41131434555</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 15:50:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes Chartbeat baffles us</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0978c4bb4e60c81f6a4a2b628f0a7e71/tumblr_inline_mgzrozdYgM1qehpd7.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our Chartbeat software shows us what keywords are driving traffic to our stories.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sometimes it makes us worry about what the hell people are out there searching for. And what malware got into Google&amp;#8217;s search servers. Atari bankruptcy = &amp;#8220;nearly nude driver dwi&amp;#8221;? Suuure. &lt;em&gt;-&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/stacycowley"&gt;Stacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41127526726</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/41127526726</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 15:06:13 -0500</pubDate><category>how the journalism sausage gets made</category></item><item><title>"Star Fleet away teams have had these for a long time."</title><description>“Star Fleet away teams have had these for a long time.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Reader response to our story on &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/01/17/technology/innovation/node-sensor/index.html"&gt;Node’s crazy sensor gizmo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40773938515</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40773938515</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 13:28:26 -0500</pubDate><category>our readers are smart</category></item><item><title>What happens when the newsroom email crashes</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.imgur.com/BZOGC.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CNNMoney&amp;#8217;s tweet volume is gonna hit an all-time high if this lasts for another hour. &lt;em&gt;-&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/stacycowley"&gt;Stacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40769473067</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40769473067</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 12:07:00 -0500</pubDate><category>journalism</category></item><item><title>Google wants you to know it did not kill a Botswana donkey</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.gstatic.com/m/streetview/?hl=en&amp;amp;ll=-23.527824,24.72265&amp;amp;spn=8.405416,14.27124&amp;amp;t=m&amp;amp;layer=c&amp;amp;cbll=-23.527824,24.72265&amp;amp;panoid=3L-F887yPcBnejtJvT6DoA&amp;amp;cbp=12,335.71,,0,19.65&amp;amp;z=7"&gt;This Street View photo&lt;/a&gt; caused some &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/TheRealSheldonC/status/290933354730250241"&gt;Twitter doubletakes&lt;/a&gt;: Had Google&amp;#8217;s Street View car run over a donkey? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/66ecff96052c6ab107efe542af443fcc/tumblr_inline_mgqed4ANXQ1qehpd7.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Happy news! The donkey is fine. Google Maps product manager Kei Kawai leapt on the potential PR nightmare and offered photographic evidence: The donkey was playing possum. His cheekily titled blog post &amp;#8220;&lt;a href="http://google-latlong.blogspot.com/2013/01/never-ass-ume.html"&gt;Never ass-ume&lt;/a&gt;&amp;#8221; tells the tale.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(We invite your conspiracy theories in the comments. Did Google post the images in reverse? Could they possibly be, &lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/brain-flapping/2012/dec/13/moon-landings-faked-science-confessions"&gt;like the moon landing&lt;/a&gt;, FAKED!?) &lt;em&gt;-&lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/stacycowley"&gt;Stacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40694284010</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40694284010</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:42:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Internet legends</category><category>google</category><category>donkeys like dust baths!?</category></item><item><title>From Laurie: For entrepreneurs </title><description>&lt;a href="http://milesofsquares.tumblr.com/post/40370000934/for-entrepreneurs"&gt;From Laurie: For entrepreneurs &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milesofsquares.tumblr.com/post/40370000934/for-entrepreneurs"&gt;milesofsquares&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;To be an entrepreneur.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;To be told “no” on a regular basis. To fight an uphill battle, to fall constantly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;I always joke with entrepreneurs I interview - I’d never want to step into their shoes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Entrepreneurship is tough. There is constant failure.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Some of the greatest rewards come with the…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40519078183</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40519078183</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 09:39:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>We can't wait till Deadspin hacks this</title><description>&lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/01/09/technology/mobile/tmobile-bullpen-phones/index.html"&gt;We can't wait till Deadspin hacks this&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40107675371</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40107675371</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:04:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Using only their wits, an extensive list of control systems related search terms, a paper clip, and..."</title><description>“Using only their wits, an extensive list of control systems related search terms, a paper clip, and the Internet-facing device search engine SHODAN, two researchers spear-headed an ambitious effort to compile a list of almost 500,000 devices with predicted control systems impact.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;From a Department of Homeland Security &lt;a href="http://www.us-cert.gov/control_systems/pdf/ICS-CERT_Monthly_Monitor_Oct-Dec2012.pdf"&gt;report &lt;/a&gt;about &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/2013/01/09/technology/security/infrastructure-cyberattacks/index.html"&gt;how vulnerable America’s power, water and nuclear systems are to attack&lt;/a&gt;. Our question: Paper clip!? &lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40103144940</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/40103144940</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 12:43:35 -0500</pubDate><category>MacGyver stunts</category><category>cybersecurity</category></item><item><title>We’re done with the fiscal cliff, HOORAY! Now back to the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6of4yZcb1qmztveo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We’re done with the fiscal cliff, HOORAY! Now back to the debt ceiling.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/39472369980</link><guid>http://cnnmoneytech.tumblr.com/post/39472369980</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 08:44:25 -0500</pubDate><category>debt ceiling</category><category>fiscal cliff</category></item></channel></rss>
