1. Confession to-do list

    I am very, very grateful to the reader who brought Confession: A Roman Catholic app to our attention today. What I really need is a calendar app that will let me track my sins in real time, so I have the list ready to roll at confession time. 

    A typical day …

    7:42 am:  Took the Lord’s name in vain after being awoken by hungry and claw-filled cat. Failed to think charitable thoughts about All God’s Creatures.

    9:17 am: Misused Our Savior’s name again when The Daily’s epic load time killed iPad. But sweet Jesus, it crashed like four times in a row.

    12:19 pm: Coveted my neighbor’s gadgetry. Dave got a Motorola Atrix test unit! 

    1:32 pm: Fleetingly worshiped false God. Not kidding, the Atrix is slick.

    2:34 pm: Made plans to besmirch the sanctity of the Sabbath. Unless … this is NYC. Brunch counts as a religious observance, right?

    4:45 pm: Stole scissors off nearby writer’s desk. They’re way nicer than my scissors. Keeping them. 

    7:07 pm: Tripped over cat on way in door; contemplated kitty-murder. Thought crimes don’t count, do they?

    9:57 pm: Bore false witness by insisting to spouse that our HP netbook is a perfectly fine computing device. Ha ha ha, snrk. Really just wanted to keep iPad all for myself.  -Stacy

    Image courtesy Little iApps + MS Paint 

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