Facebook says “if you leave us you leave ALL YOUR FRIENDS”
Laurie & I are wrapping up the Facebook story, but I’m still testing stuff, so I clicked “deactivate my account.”
Facebook doesn’t surrender without a fight. It hauls out its best weaponry: Your friends’ photos. “EVERYONE WILL MISS YOU!” it shrieks.

Wow, Facebook. That makes Groupon’s “leave us and Derrick will suffer!” goodbye look amateur. -Stacy
